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Octopi Jokes

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

How far apart were the octopi?

They had sixteen feet between the two of them.

What Do You Call Two Octopi That Looked The Exact Same

Itenticle

What kind of jokes do octopi tell?

Knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock-knock jokes.

How many octopi does it take to change a lightbulb?

1/8th.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.

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Look, it's an octopi

What kind of computer problems do octopuses(octopi) have?

Tentacle difficulties.
7 Y.O. Daughter and I just made this up together. I realize it might already exist out there in this big world, but we just had to share.

What group of creatures go by the base-8 code number 3.110375524210264302151423063050560067016321122011160210514763071...?

Octopi.

What's the formula for octopus circumference?

octopi*r2


Of course it should really be octopods*r2

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

What do you call a bunch of octupuses and whales going on strike together?

Octopi whale street!

Bob the Sailor & Ollie the Octopus walk into a bar...

Bob the sailor walks into a bar carrying a large octopus. He announces to the bar that this octopus can not only talk, but he has a very unique talent which he will share with the crowd for $50 a turn.

Bartender says "There's no way that octopus can talk."

"Sure he can. Ollie, tell the...

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