The year is 2100. Earth has been ravaged by a variety of natural and man-made disasters. All the flatlands are now seabeds after the ice caps have melted. Most of the planet's land is barren wasteland. Barely any oxygen is produced, and most animal life has died out.
All you can hear is cockroaches and The Rolling Stones 2100 Tour.
Why did the oyster's girlfriend leave him?
He was shellfish in the seabed
No, my 4 year old son didn't write this. I did.