I said to my two-year-old son, "Now, what noise does a cat make?"
"Good, but do you know what noise a dog makes?"
"That's right! Now tell me what noise a cow makes?"
"David, if you even think about going out to that fucking pub with your friends then you can forget about ever being let back in this house!"
A dog is being interviewed to join MI6
The agent in charge of the process is irritated by this, but he is relieved that the agency provides a set of guidelines that dictates whether or not a candidate passes. So the agent takes the dog for the first test.
“Your first task is to type at 60 words a minute.”
To the age...