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Type 2 Diabetes Jokes

What do you call someone with both Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes

Ambidextrose

A guy gets diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is feeling down, his doctor tells him that type 2 is less serious than type 1 and that he should stay optimistic, the patient replies "doctor, please don't sugar-coat it for me"...

Doctor says: "sir, I'm being candyd"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A doctor diagnoses someone with diabetes

Doc: Your diagnosis is type 2 diabetes.

Patient: It runs in my family.

Doc: Nothing runs in your family, you fat cunt

If you have 13 candy bars and John eats 9, what does John have?

Type 2 diabetes

Kids living outside of the US won't get this.

Type 2 diabetes.

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