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Humorless Jokes

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Joke from"28 days later". (Joke for the humorless)

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, “Oi. You can’t leave that lyin’ there.” And the man says, “No. It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

What do the Chinese say when their humorless leader tells a joke?

Xixixi!

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, we are efficient and humorless.
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