Joke from"28 days later". (Joke for the humorless)
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, “Oi. You can’t leave that lyin’ there.” And the man says, “No. It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
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Why are Jewish men circumcised?
Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 20% off.
Edit: Wow. So to all you humorless twats getting offended over a joke, I heard this while visiting my grandmother in the hospital. The Jewish woman (who was probably a little senile) that shared a room with her told me th...
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What do the Chinese say when their humorless leader tells a joke?
Xixixi!
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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, we are efficient and humorless.
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