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Crackpot Jokes

People have always called me a Crackpot Doctor

But I firmly believe in the Scientific Meth-head

I'm taking a course where we learn about crackpots.

It's called Psychoceramics.

You hear about the addict

Who used to keep his drugs in broken kitchenware, he was a bit of a crackpot

A Man approached the counter and said, “a burger and chips please”.

I said: “Certainly sir, will you be eating in or out?”

“You’re a crackpot,” he snarled as he turned and walked away.

I love working in the prison canteen.

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