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What did the chess master say before nutting

Mate in one

I once saw a guy burn to death after nutting

He cumbusted

In order to put off nutting for an entire month, in November one must

Masterwait

I asked my car mechanic why he always so busy.

He said, I got too many kids from screwing, nutting and bolting!

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