Eastwood Jokes - 11 Hilarious Eastwood Jokes

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What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

Clint Eastwood will make your day but anal sex will make your hole weak.

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My office has Clint Eastwood toilet paper...

It's rough and tough and don't take shit off anybody.

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Clint Eastwood says we’re the “pussy generation.”

Potty mouth.

How come there are so many Chuck Norris jokes but none about Clint Eastwood?

Clint Eastwood is no joke.

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I Like My Vaginas Like My Two Favorite Clint Eastwood Movies

Dirty Harry and Every Which Way but Loose

Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin.

Then we could have the line: "Get off my LAN."

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

"Go Ahead Make My Day"

What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class?

Go ahead, bake my clay.

*walks away slowly*

If the “southpaws” got their name from a guy who pointed his paw to the south..

How did the Eastwoods get theirs?

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This new amazon echo is really amazing

I set it up today and said “Make my day” and got a list of Clint Eastwood movies

Then I said “yippie Kay yay” and got a list of Bruce Willis movies

Just then my neighborhood kids were running and screaming outside the house

I muttered “Fucking kids”

And a bunch of Kev...

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