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What is the difference between Kevin McCarthy and a newborn baby?

In a few months, the baby will be a speaker.

What’s the difference between Kevin McCarthy and Amazon Alexa?

One’s a speaker that runs the house and the other is a congressman…

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Reading Cormack McCarthy's ~The Crossing.

You hear about the Texas lion and the New Mexico lion? the old man said.
No sir. I dont believe so.
There was this Texas lion and this New Mexico lion. They split up on the divide and went off to hunt. Agreed to meet up in the spring and see how they’d done and all and whenever they done it wh...

What do Linda McCarthy and a spider web the in common?

They hang out with dead Beatles.

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

You miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take

-Jenny Mccarthy

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