Night And Day Jokes - 5 Hilarious Night And Day Jokes

Have you seen the difference 12 hours can make?

It's night and day!

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My girlfriend wanted to visit another country, so I wrote an algorithm that crawls all the travel sites online...

She wanted to go to either Canada or Iran.

Canada, Canada's pretty close, I just ran Canada in about 2 minutes; I found a way that fit our budget.

And Iran, Iran's so far away, I just ran Iran all night and day; I couldn't get a way.

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My friend suggested I should go jogging at 7am instead of 7pm and...

I got to admit, it's a night and day difference.

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The three hunters story

This is a joke my grandfather used to tell. He just passed away so I thought I'd share it here.

Three friends decided to take a hunting trip. The first friend was a genius and succeeded at everything he tried. The second friend was an average Joe and got through life just fine. The third fri...

People have been saying I look slimmer in the morning and fatter at night.

The difference is night and day.

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