My wife asked me "Is it pronounced Nile-ism or Neal-ism?"
I don't think they care
"You know, a lot of people don't know this. "Shaquille" is an Arabic name for "handsome," and "O'Neal" is the Irish word for "just kidding."" - Natasha Leggero
"You know, a lot of people don't know this. "Shaquille" is an Arabic name for "handsome," and "O'Neal" is the Irish word for "just kidding."" - Natasha Leggero
The other night I drank so much I was on my knees puking. I should know better than to hang out with my best friends
Neal and Chuck
I met the most interesting eel the other day. His name was Oscar Neale and he lived in a tiny wooden house.
They called him "Shack Eel O. Neale"
What do you call a man that can't stand?
Neal
What do you call a guy that's missing a leg?
Neal
I never understood people who have the confederate flag and the american flag bumper stickers.
It seems like a bad relationship. It's like, "this one is to commemorate my love for Steve! And this one is to commemorate the time I tried to escape from Steve...."
Credit goes to Neal Brennan
So I guess there was this rancher who was growing a really weird breed of cattle.
They were a really vivid blue green color. No one could believe it... They thought he was airbrushing them or painting them or using Instagram filters or photoshop.
Finally an fda inspector--Neal Beal was his name--wanted to go out to the ranch and see for himself whether these cows were re...
If I were black...
I'd stand in front of a tanning salon and laugh at all the customers.
Source: Neal Brennan
People used to say my jokes were bad until I put a cape on them
Now they're super bad
Credit to Jeff Lewis Neal from the rise guys Morning Show
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I wrote this one yesterday. Hopefully it's worth the read...
It was 1987 and Mr O'Neal had been working in his tailor shop for little creatures solidly, all year!
*ting-ting-ting-ting-tinnng... ting* The door jingles open and in hops a flea.
He approaches the tailor and says, "The big dance is tonight. I need the finest suit in your store". ...
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