"You know, a lot of people don't know this. "Shaquille" is an Arabic name for "handsome," and "O'Neal" is the Irish word for "just kidding."" - Natasha Leggero

"You know, a lot of people don't know this. "Shaquille" is an Arabic name for "handsome," and "O'Neal" is the Irish word for "just kidding."" - Natasha Leggero

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What do Shaquille O'Neal and a Japanese restaurant have in common?

Kobe beef

My wife asked me "Is it pronounced Nile-ism or Neal-ism?"

I don't think they care

People from Boston will never forget that Shaquille O'Neal is hosting Shark Week this year.

They love Shaq Week.

I met the most interesting eel the other day. His name was Oscar Neale and he lived in a tiny wooden house.

They called him "Shack Eel O. Neale"

Dennis Rodman earns himself a cameo in Kazaam 2.

Knowing full well that this would be a large production, he decided to arrive on set well before his scheduled scene was meant to be filmed. Even with his prudent planning, when he drove onto the lot, there was only one spot left and so he took it. As soon he stepped out his vehicle however, he was ...

“I like how on cop cars “To Protect and Serve” is in quotes, like they’re being sarcastic."

Neal Brennan

I never understood people who have the confederate flag and the american flag bumper stickers.

It seems like a bad relationship. It's like, "this one is to commemorate my love for Steve! And this one is to commemorate the time I tried to escape from Steve...."


Credit goes to Neal Brennan

What do you call a man that can't stand?

Neal

What do you call a guy that's missing a leg?

Neal

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I wrote this one yesterday. Hopefully it's worth the read...

It was 1987 and Mr O'Neal had been working in his tailor shop for little creatures solidly, all year!

*ting-ting-ting-ting-tinnng... ting* The door jingles open and in hops a flea.

He approaches the tailor and says, "The big dance is tonight. I need the finest suit in your store".
...

If I were black...

I'd stand in front of a tanning salon and laugh at all the customers.


Source: Neal Brennan

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