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Gregory Jokes

Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, "Y"...

Everyone always wonders why I call my friend Gregory, "Y" ...

Well, his name is Greg-or-y... so I chose "Y."

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Hitchcock birds

The birds used in Hitchcock's 1963 movie were well trained, especially the Ravens which are also very intelligent. During the making of the movie some were even given names.

All Hitchock had to say when directing them was "Gregory, peck"

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If you have the time, here is Norm Macdonald's moth joke as presented in his book, "Based on a True Story".

A moth goes into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist says. What's the problem?

The moth says, where do I begin with my problems? Every day I go to work for Gregory Vasilovich, and all day long I toil. But what is my work? I am a bureaucrat, and so every day I joylessly move papers from one ...

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So a moth goes into a podiatrist's office..

A moth goes into a podiatristā€™s office, and the podiatristā€™s office says, ā€œWhat seems to be the problem, moth?ā€

The moth says ā€œWhatā€™s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I donā€™t even know what Iā€™m doing anymore. I don...

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"We don't serve colored people here."

"That's alright, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken."

RIP Dick Gregory

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see his friend Gregory Peck.

A moth walks into a podiatristā€™s office.

He says ā€œDoc, Iā€™m not doing so well. My wife, Mrs. Moth is thinking of leaving me, my son Julio Moth hates me, my daughter Cindy Moth is a failure, and my boss Gregory Linovich is an evil person who feeds off my very demise. You see, I work at a factory and Iā€™ve been at the place for 20 plus years. ...

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