A Destructive Relationship Ended

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A friend once introduced us
I hardly even knew

The ties that seemed to bind us
Imperceptively grew

Eventually my body ached
I could only think your name

At 3am I lied awake
Longing for a change

You pulled me from
the ones I love
To...

How would you like your self-destructive egg?

Suicide up

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

How Moral Are You?

This takes less than one minute and is incredibly accurate…well worth the little bit of effort I promise.

This test has only one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely and completely f...

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A group of 100 people dressed up as Vikings, promoting the new exhibition at the Smithsonian, was seen parading in front of the White House today.

Famously uncivilised, destructive and rapacious, with an almost insatiable appetite for rough sex and heavy drinking, the US Senators nonetheless came out to watch the parade.

A Terrorist goes to a psychiatrist

the psychiatrist diagnosed him with being self-destructive.

I was going to post a joke about radical Islam...

but I feel that would be self-destructive

What's the difference between War and Marriage?

One is a destructive conflict, where men can lose their children, their home, and nearly everything they possess.



The other is War.

What's black and white and red all over?

A destructive ideology.

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A guy goes to see a psychiatrist

He says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I work in a deli, and all day long all I can think about is sticking my dick in the pickle slicer. I don't know how much longer I can keep from doing it."

The Doctor says, "My God, that's terrible. You must continue to fight this self destructive urge. Togeth...

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Yesterday my GF seemed very nervous about giving me head...

..and instead was wildly smacking and hitting my thighs and lower stomach.
She seemed to be beating around the bush.

People always say I should be lucky to be able to live off workers comp, but it cost me an arm and a leg!

I was out of town for a couple weeks and I decided letting m...

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