I was banned from the Chex cereal factory for yelling oddly specific, and degrading comments at the cereal machines. I am now on a list that bars me from entering any General Mills facility for the rest of my life.

That's right.


I'm a registered Chex offender.

Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer?

General Mills

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