Milli Jokes - 9 Hilarious Milli Jokes

Aunt Millie's secret recipe has been stolen by Sara Lee's brother.

Alleged Lee.

I tried looking for cover versions of Milli Vanilli songs

but it turned out that they weren't the original ones.

A collection of humorous anecdotes from the world of education

>TEACHER: Maria, please can you find North America on the map.
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>MARIA: Here it is.
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>TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
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>CLASS: Maria.

>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ...

I planted some daffodils on Aunt Millie's grave. She never liked them, but....

after a while they started to grow on her.

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What do you call a rich Japanese person?

A milli-YEN-aire.

I sold a thousand CDs but only made enough money to buy one ice cream.

Probably because each CD was Milli Vanilli.

We should clone Terry Crews and arm his horde of clones to wage war on our enemies

He could form the basis for a new milli-Terry

(This is tru) yesterday, I was with my niece, and she came round the corner on her bike with stabilisers, ‘look dad, no hands’, ‘that’s coz you have 4 wheels millie’ said her dad, ‘and you’re always scared when I go no hands’ and then he said:

‘I have 4 wheels in my car too’

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An Irishman walked down an alley in Belfast...

A thug jumped from the shadows and pointed a gun at him.

"Millie up, ya Croppy shite!" Said the thug. "I'll blast yer papist skull!"

"Bite the back o' me bullocks with that Blarney." Replied the Irishman. "I'm no Catholic, ya fookin eejit."

"Ha!" Said the thug. "Good craic! I tr...

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