UPJOKE
noemiheidihannahchristinarachelclaudiajanicekristinmeganlorikatiemother-in-lawsupermodelmarlenevanessa

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Naomi: Did you know...

...that my name spelled backwards is I Moan? That’s funny because I love moaning.

Lana: You can just off with your games.

Last night I woke up with Pamela Anderson and Naomi Campbell in my bed

I let out a sigh, got up and taped the posters back to the wall.

2 girls were discussing their names.

Naomi: Mine backward is "I moan!" Can you believe that?

Lana: Shut up...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Teacher: Who can say a sentence with the word "beautiful" in it?

Susie: My mom plays the piano beautifully.

Teacher: No, I said beautiful!

Naomi: My mom smiles beautifully!

Teacher: No, I said beautiful! Who else can try? Little Johnny raised his hand.

Little Johnny: Yesterday my sister came home and told my dad that she was pregnant. ...
1 joke is hidden here because they may not be suitable for all ages.
show them anyway

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.