Curie Jokes - 12 Hilarious Curie Jokes

What's the difference between Mariah Carey and Marie Curie?

One glitters, the other glows

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My grandpa once told me he dated Marie Curie.

He was attracted to her glowing spirit and radiant personality.

Sadly, their relationship became toxic.

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There’s a new movie out about Marie Curie.

It received glowing reviews.

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Marie Curie is my favorite scientist of all time.

She was absolutely radiant.

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Marie Curie was a brilliant physicist but Einstein was exponentially smarter than her.

E = M.C.²

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Wait, what do you mean Madame Curie is dead?

Because the last time I saw her, she was positively glowing!

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What is Marie Curie’s favorite food?

Fission chips.

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Why Marie Curie won two Nobel Prizes?

Because she was very rad.

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What is Marie Curie's favorite movie?

It's A Wonderful Half-Life

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Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal.

Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.

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What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both won’t be investigated very closely.

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I had a party for the worlds greatest historical figures, here are their RSVPs

Isaac Newton: "I'll drop in."

Socrates: "I'll think about it."

Charles Darwin: "I'll wait to see what evolves."

Marie Curie: "I am radiating enthusiasm."

Ivan Pavlov: "I'm positively drooling at the thought."

Albert Einstein: "It will ...

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