What's the difference between Mariah Carey and Marie Curie?

One glitters, the other glows

Marie Curie was a brilliant physicist but Einstein was exponentially smarter than her.

E = M.C.²

Wait, what do you mean Madame Curie is dead?

Because the last time I saw her, she was positively glowing!

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[Long] It's 1916 and the Germans have developed a new cipher that is proving hard to crack...

A rightfully annoyed British high command therefore advertises the job "military radio decrypter" in all the newspapers across the country and sure enough, some people attempt to apply for the job.

Outside the recruitment office there's a long line of men and women eager to help the war effor...

Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal.

Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.

What killed Marie Curie?


What is Marie Curie’s favorite food?

Fission chips.

Why Marie Curie won two Nobel Prizes?

Because she was very rad.

What is Marie Curie's favorite movie?

It's A Wonderful Half-Life

What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both won’t be investigated very closely.

In response to the invitation for a rather unusual reunion of all time greats.......

\* Newton said he'd drop in.
\* Socrates said he'd think about it.
\* Ohm resisted the idea.
\* Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
\* Darwin said he'd wait to see what evolved.
\* Pierre and Marie Curie radiated enthusiasm.
\* Volta was electrified at the prospe...

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