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Joules Jokes

What is the unit to express joules per second?

Sorry, watt is the unit to express joules per second.

I tried to make a belt of Joules...

It was a waste of energy.

Did you hear that a guy caused a blackout at Buckingham Palace?

He stole the Royal Joules!

How do you measure highschoolers?

In joules

What is a very moving gift that you can give to a scientist?

Joules

Did you hear about the guy who bought a surge protector for his balls?

He wanted to protect the family Joules

A lethargic eunuch checks himself into the hospital.

"Doctor, I've lost all my energy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctors run a series of tests, but they can't find anything wrong with the eunuch.

"I'm sorry, but we don't know what's causing your fatigue. We've tested for anemia, depression, sleeping disorders, and we've turned up nothin...

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Dad, is Santa real?

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the popul...

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