Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home ...
Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really ...
So, there's the Super Bowl. After that, there's the Mega Bowl. Then, after that, there's the Giga Bowl.
Anymore than that, though, would just be Tera Bowl.
Bill Finds his wife Melinda locked in the bathroom (Dad Joke)
(This is an original dad joke that I just thought of in the bathtub)
Bill: "Honey is everything ok in there, what's wrong?"
Melinda: "I'm bleeding and I'm out of supplies, can you run to the store real quickly and get me some?"
Bill: "I'm not sure I'm qualified... you...
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