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Measuring Device Jokes

A merchant told another "I'll trade you a barium atom and two sodiums for that weight measuring device."

"BaNaNa for scale?"

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I use my dick as a measuring device to distance myself 6 feet from others.

But first I have to fold it in half.

Measuring device.

The device used to measure people's gullibility is called a Gullibilometer.

I used to work at a company that made tiny measuring devices.

It was a small scale operation

See if you can guess which sub this got removed from:

I just traded a piece of fruit for a weight measuring device....

Banana for scale

A baby is born in a poor family...

...they wanted to get the baby measured but as they were so poor they didn't posses any measuring device. Luckily the father got the idea that the local tailor surely has a tape measure. Tailor agreed to measure baby for free but insisted to take the baby to the back of the shop so the baby doesn't ...

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