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Measuring Device Jokes

A merchant told another "I'll trade you a barium atom and two sodiums for that weight measuring device."

"BaNaNa for scale?"

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I use my as a measuring device to distance myself 6 feet from others.

But first I have to fold it in half.

Measuring device.

The device used to measure people's gullibility is called a Gullibilometer.

I used to work at a company that made tiny measuring devices.

It was a small scale operation

See if you can guess which sub this got removed from:

I just traded a piece of fruit for a weight measuring device....

Banana for scale
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