I used to work at a company that made tiny measuring devices.
It was a small scale operation
The device used to measure people's gullibility is called a Gullibilometer.
A baby is born in a poor family...
...they wanted to get the baby measured but as they were so poor they didn't posses any measuring device. Luckily the father got the idea that the local tailor surely has a tape measure. Tailor agreed to measure baby for free but insisted to take the baby to the back of the shop so the baby doesn't ...