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An aircraft control tower suddenly last communication with a small twin engine aircraft

A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone!
He yelled,Mayday, mayday!
The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack! I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and h...

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So Derek went skydiving today...

Before the jump, he was told by his instructor that when his altimeter signal went off he was to pull his main chute. If his main chute failed to deploy, he was instructed to count to 100 and then pull his emergency chute. After landing in the field below, a truck with cold beer would be waiting to ...

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