All of the passengers on a plane are seated and ready for takeoff.
The pilot and copilot are late, the passengers and crew are getting frustrated. A couple of minutes go by and suddenly the copilot boards and is wearing dark glasses while waving around a mobility cane. He clumsily makes his way to the copilots seat. The passengers feel uneasy. A couple more minutes...
Why does the Queen have more mobility in chess than the king?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor
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What do you call a nun on a mobility scooter?
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An emaciated man was found dead in his bathtub. The apparent cause of death was starvation.
Oddly, he still had enough food in his fridge, and no apparent mobility problems that would prevent him from getting to it. His relatives did not know of any mental problems either.
The best investigator in the city was called to the scene. She takes one look at the bathroom and asks the rela...
Buckingham Palace say the Queen will interrupt her annual stay in Balmoral in Scotland to hold an audience with the incoming new prime minister.
Creaking a bit, with limited mobility, but still doggedly in charge, the Tory party gets its new leader on September 5th.
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