How does the court jester address the King of Ducks?
Mal’Lard
Dude runs out of his house and rushes another dude walking....
He says, "My wife is an epileptic and she's seizing! Can you help?" The other guy says, "Yes! Tell me what to do!" They run into the house and to the bedroom and sure enough, the woman is in gran mal. The husband says, "Help me tie her down so she doesn't hurt herself!!" They both proceed t...
Once upon a time in an old magical kingdom, there lived an young monk called Sam...
His order was renowned for their beautiful choral singing. They trained, hours every day, refining their voices and their art. Their song floated down the mountainside, enriching the lives and souls of the townspeople below
Sam was particularly gifted, and on his 19th birthday,...
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Man Gets Biggest Shock Ever After Eating A Hot Chilli. This Is Insane 💕
I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that said course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'Killer Chili'. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes with a written gu...
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