Making Up Jokes - 10 Hilarious Making Up Jokes

A joke I remember making up when I was 7 : What do you get when a giant steps on a house?

Mushrooms

The police seem to be making up the law as they go along

I got into a fight with a white man last month, the police intervened and I was charged with assault.

Last night I beat up a black guy, they intervened again and they charged me with impersonating a police officer.

What do you call making up for lost sleep?

Melatonement.

Always making up excuses isn't a good thing.

I wish i could explain why but i have broken my finger.

The internet is so full of people making up fake stories for fake internet points that no one is giving any credit to the real heroes anymore...

Like me, who just yesterday beat up a volcano

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Despite black people making up only 13% of the population, they make up 50% of...

Captain Americas ^in ^the ^mcu

I can't believe there's so many conspiracy theories in the world. This is really not the time to be making up so many.

Not now while Trump is still sitting president.

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Man and wife were making up a password for their new laptop

Man: "Hmm... I think it should be MYPENIS."

Wife types that in and stats laughing.

Man: "Why are you laughing?"

Wife turns the screen to him.

Man reads: "ERROR! NOT LONG ENOUGH"

My brothers and I were sitting around making up jokes about fruit.

Here is mine:

What fruit is dyslexic and asks to do things?

A persimmon.

The Beatles were sitting in the studio, making up ideas for new songs.

Paul: Anyone got any ideas for how we should end Hey Jude?

John: Nah.

George: Nah.

Ringo: Nah.

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