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Gemstone Jokes

Why was the gemstone sales man arrested?

He was found doing crystal math

What did the gemstone say when it missed the bus?

Garnet!

A Buddhist monk goes to a barber to have his head shaved.

"What should I pay you?" the monk asks. "No price, for a holy man such as yourself," the barber replies. And what do you know, the next day the barber comes to open his shop, and finds on his doorstep a dozen gemstones.


That day, a priest comes in to have his hair cut. "What shall I pay y...

I have an exam about gemstones.

I don't think I'm going topaz.
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