A Buddhist monk goes to a barber to have his head shaved.
"What should I pay you?" the monk asks. "No price, for a holy man such as yourself," the barber replies. And what do you know, the next day the barber comes to open his shop, and finds on his doorstep a dozen gemstones.
That day, a priest comes in to have his hair cut. "What shall I pay y...
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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a dull old middle eastern lamp
When he rubs the lamp a genie appears.
Genie: I am so grateful that you have released me from my ten thousand year prison that I will only grant you 3, but only 3 wishes for releasing me, so make them good ones
Man: I wish to be rich beyond my wildest dreams
Poof... an e...