After wandering around for a while, an employee in a colored apron approached me.
"Can I help you find anything, sir?"
"Oh, yes. Sure. I'm looking for a book about turtles."
"Hardback?" she inquired.
"Yep, and little heads."
Retelling of a joke by Mark ...
Penguin in Texas
A penguin decided he wanted to take a road trip. He had never really been out of Antarctica and really wanted to check out the States, so he flew to Miami and rented a car with the intent of driving to San Diego before flying home. Well, everything is going swimmingly until, somewhere in the middle ...