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What’s the loneliest hand in all of poker?

Jack King off

What's the loneliest drink?

I dunno but its in a solo cup.

Why are snowmen the loneliest creatures on Earth?

They have snow friends.

What is the world's loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

What’s the loneliest place in all of Louisiana ?

Bayou Self

Who's The Loneliest Man In The World?

I don't know, I've never met the guy

Who's the loneliest Mexican

Juan

What is the loneliest number?

My phone number, call me please!


#Please don't

Did you know provolone cheese was recently recognized as the world's loneliest cheese?

Because it's prov olone(alone). Sorry, was that joke a little too cheesy?

I usually say this while making sandwich at work, or now whenever I sell and ice cream sandwich.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Jerks of the Highway

(Heard long ago, source: unknown)

A man is driving his car on [U.S. 50 through Nevada](http://unusualplaces.org/u-s-route-50-americas-loneliest-road/), and he's rather surprised to see someone jump out in the road in front of him dressed in bright green from head to foot. The driver slams on ...

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