Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave her a very embarrassing, and somewhat lively reaction.
When it became apparent that she and her boyfriend would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man but I don't think he can live with my problems." So she decided to make the supreme sacrifice and give up beans. A year later her car broke down on the way home from work. Sin...
San Francisco, Manhattan, Chicago and Miami were having a lively conversation until St. Louis passed by, looking depressed.
Chicago said, "why are you so sad?" St. Louis replied, "I'm always in a state of Missouri."