An alcoholic priest and a fornicating nun were having a lively conversation as they walked into a bar.
The rabbi behind them saw it in time to duck.
What’s the most lively recycling center?
The organ transplant center
We had a lively debate in physics...
It was a conversation of energy
Lively Old Lady
A doctor made a house call on an elderly lady, back when they made house calls. She was spritely and healthy, and the doctor remarked on her good condition. "Have you ever been bedridden?" he asked. "Oh my, yes" she said. "Many times, and twice in a buggy"
San Francisco, Manhattan, Chicago and Miami were having a lively conversation until St. Louis passed by, looking depressed.
Chicago said, "why are you so sad?" St. Louis replied, "I'm always in a state of Missouri."
Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave her a very embarrassing, and somewhat lively reaction.
When it became apparent that she and her boyfriend would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man but I don't think he can live with my problems." So she decided to make the supreme sacrifice and give up beans. A year later her car broke down on the way home from work. Sin...
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