Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them, but unfortunately they always gave her a very embarrassing, and somewhat lively reaction.
When it became apparent that she and her boyfriend would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man but I don't think he can live with my problems." So she decided to make the supreme sacrifice and give up beans. A year later her car broke down on the way home from work. Sin...
Vow of Silence
Everything is going wrong in this guy's life, and he has done bad things he is ashamed of, so he wanders off and ends up in a monastery, and begins vow of silence. The head monk simply looks at him, hands him his robes, and points to a cell. It is very hard for him, not communicating with anyone, an...
San Francisco, Manhattan, Chicago and Miami were having a lively conversation until St. Louis passed by, looking depressed.
Chicago said, "why are you so sad?" St. Louis replied, "I'm always in a state of Missouri."