The lion, being the head of the animal kingdom, made a decree: a joke telling contest would be held at the end of the week. The tortoise, unanimously agreed upon as being the fairest of all the animals, was appointed as the official judge. The rules were simple: tell your joke to the tortoise, and i...
Mars must be overpopulated with cats.
That's why they sent curiosity there.
In the year 2013, the Lord appeared unto Noah, who was now living in America, and said:
"Once again, the earth has become wicked and overpopulated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing, along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I bring about unending rain for 4...
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Three soldiers are blown up in a foxhole
Three soldiers are blown up in a foxhole; a white guy, a jew, and a black guy. The grenade that was thrown in their foxhole explodes and kills all three instantly.
All three of them go to hell. The devil explains to them due to the high number of casualties lately hell is getting overpopulate...