There's actually a mathematical formula to describe all the Republicans lining up to pretend like the January 6th attack didn't happen.
It's called the Fibbing Nazi Sequence.
One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.Lo and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the race.
Before the next race, as the horses began lining up, Mitch watched with interest the old priest step onto the track. Sure enough, as the 5th race horses came to the starting gate the priest made a blessing on the forehead of one of the horses.
Mitch made a beeline for a betting window and p...
The other day I saw this huge crowd of dodgy looking people lining up at the local morgue, they were all leaving with these big heavy looking bags over their shoulders. I could just tell something illegal was going on.
It was a dead giveaway
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Oranges sound excruciating
One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and Lulu was among them: The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes lined up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu"s grandma came by and saw her grandaughter. Grandma asked. "Why are you standing i...
Ready for a COVID-19 Silver Lining?
I might actually get social security.