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Comic Sans Serif walks into a bar....

... the bartender says: "Get out! We don't serve your type here! "

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I’ve always wanted to create a new font.

The descenders would be little link sausages. They’d be the serifs of knotting ham.

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I am over 18

I designed an album cover.

For Eric Clapton. He shouted at me because he didn't like the typeface.

He said >!I forgot the serif and the font looks like a Calibri!<.

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Terry Wingdings was the newest recruit at the police academy.

Look out world, there’s a new serif in town.

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just finished editing an article on freedom of speech

can't choose between comic sans and liberation serif

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What's Robin Hood's least favourite font?

The Serif of Nottingham

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Times New Roman walks into a saloon.

The bartender says to him, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here."

So he shot the serif.

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What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

"Serifs up, dude!"

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