what do you say to the liberal arts student that just gotten a job
Can I get the cappuccino to go?
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What's the difference between 4-layer toilet paper and a liberal arts major?
You don't find 4-layer toilet paper at McDonalds!
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The Marine and the Liberal Arts Major
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a v...
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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?
Pay him for the pizza
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What did the liberal arts major say to the engineering grad?
Do you want fries with that?
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Why don't you put a post office next to a liberal arts college?
They'll always argue over the male agenda.
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What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?
Oh,the humanities!
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What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?......
Trivial Pursuit.
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I don't know why people say that no employer will be interested in your liberal arts degree.
I would love to hire someone who has clearly shown that they don't care at all about how much money they make.
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Degrees
The graduate with a science degree asks, 'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, 'How does it work?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, 'How much will it cost?'
The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, 'Do you want fries with ...
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Three College Graduates in McDonald's
Three recent college graduates met in McDonald's, and the engineering major said, "Did you see the new wind turbines going up on the east side of town? They had asked our class to run some stress studies during windstorms as an exercise".
"Yes", the geology graduate said, "They also contacte...
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What has four wheels and can't support a family?
A liberal arts major.
I lied about the wheels.
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Do something you love and never work a day in your life they said
So I got a liberal arts degree.
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Cure
A college professor at a small liberal arts college in Ohio removed a tennis ball from his jacket pocket as he walked into the lecture hall each morning. He would set it on the corner of the podium. After giving the lecture for the day, he would pick up the tennis ball, place it in his jacket pocket...
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At the men's bathroom of the local college...
... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti:
"Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."
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