Liberal Arts Jokes

Can I get the cappuccino to go?

You don't find 4-layer toilet paper at McDonalds!

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a v... read more

Pay him for the pizza

Do you want fries with that?

They'll always argue over the male agenda.

Oh,the humanities!

Trivial Pursuit.

I would love to hire someone who has clearly shown that they don't care at all about how much money they make.

The graduate with a science degree asks,
'Why does it work?'

The graduate with an engineering degree asks,
'How does it work?'

The graduate with an accounting degree asks,
'How much will it cost?'

The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks,
'Do you want fries with ... read more

Three recent college graduates met in McDonald's, and the engineering major said, "Did you see the new wind turbines going up on the east side of town? They had asked our class to run some stress studies during windstorms as an exercise".

"Yes", the geology graduate said, "They also contacte... read more

A liberal arts major.

I lied about the wheels.

So I got a liberal arts degree.

A college professor at a small liberal arts college in Ohio removed a tennis ball from his jacket pocket as he walked into the lecture hall each morning. He would set it on the corner of the podium. After giving the lecture for the day, he would pick up the tennis ball, place it in his jacket pocket... read more

... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti:

"Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."