A joke I've picked up from working in Higher Education.
At a small university there is the director of the Sociology program, the director of the Religious Studies program, the director of the Anthropology program and the university president. All four of them are heading to a conference in the next town over. The directors all decide to carpool, and the...
I have a simple solution to promote higher education,
build taller schools.
I was expelled for smoking weed at school
All I wanted was a higher education
Q: What did the ocean say to the airplane?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Do old planes retire?
A: No, they just get more turbulent.
Q: Why did the young plane study so hard?
A: He really wanted a higher education!
Q: Did you hear the ...