Colleges Jokes

...were each camping out around their fires on opposite banks of a river.

The freshman on the left bank got to talking. The first student points toward the river and says, "You know, I heard that the students that go to that school are all idiots."

The second student says "Yeah! I hear... read more

It's called "history"

"I've applied to 10 different colleges," the student said. "Which ones will accept me? Which one will I attend?"

"That is hard to say," said the psychic. "But you will spend an absurd sum of money."

"How do you know this?" the student asked.

The psychic replied,

"It's mo... read more

Arrght..



-(Courtesy of my 8 yo who told this to me tonight)

...via Zoom meeting.

The cheap ones work just as well.

"I'm a mod on reddit."

jk

I asked, “What about mummy-written essays?”

When professors try to explain binary states, the students tell them to go educate themselves.

She was way better at Calc 1b than me.

They don't mean in the stomach area

I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van.