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Lead Pipe Jokes

Why did the lead pipe run for president?

Because he was born to lead.

One day, a man doing janitorial duties on a submarine asked for a change of scenery

“I just clean the hallways,” he’d say. “Everyday. It gets boring fast, please?”

His manager stared him down, but he saw that the man wouldn’t give up.

“Alright,” the manager sighed. “I suppose I could see about you changing your post.”

The man was overwhelmed with excitement and...

A new version of clue is coming out this year

It's called Flint River Clue. The only weapon is a lead pipe.
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