What's the difference between Academia and Macadamia?
Nothing, they're both nuts.
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My uncle is a marine biologist who grew up in Kansas. He moved to Los Angeles for grad school and never left. His first real job was as a lab tech at USC, where he spent several years before stumbling into a part-time instructor job, which he finally parlayed into a tenured faculty position. The wor...
Milk production at a dairy farm was low, so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking for help from academia.
A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. Shortly t...
Where do My Hero Academia characters keep their Yu-Gi-Oh cards?
A DEKU box!
The girl at the top of my class compared me to the worst type of cookie...
I asked them: What do you mean? How am I like the worst type of cookie?
They responded: Well, you look like you're sweet but you're really just a raisin
I looked at them puzzled, and said: Oh? You meant oatmeal raisin, I thought you meant another type of cookie
They made a confu...
What do scholars eat when they’re hungry?
What do you call a nut that gets good grades?
An academia nut..
Which is the most educated nut?
What's the smartest cookie?
What is a professors favourite snack?