I ran out of condoms, so I tried a coat of latex paint.
Oh it worked, but I couldn't piss for two days!
My grandpa isn't very computer savvy
So my Grandpa (72) got on the internet only recently and is still very unsure about how to use it. A month or so ago I taught him how to use email, to his amazement. I also showed him how web browsing works and showed him how to put questions into Google search. Yesterday he was planning t...
A cheap pastor had a church with significant need of a paint job. The estimate calls for 100 gallons of white latex paint but he decided to buy only one 20 gallon can he knows latex paint can be thinned with water. So he diluted 1:1 and it still coats and looks white. So he dilutes again to stret...