Today,my boss asked me the difference between Steak and Stake. He meant spelling, but I thought he meant the whole difference.And lucky for him, I actually know the answer to this one. So, back in the middle ages, before we realized cows could give meat and we just knew they could give milk, ri...
The Mrs just said Gavin from Autoglass came round & injected special resin into her crack.
I'm not normally suspicious but she hasn't got a car
Two angels run out of weed...
One angel is very upset but the other consoles him. "Fear not," he says and he points to Jesus. "For he has resin."
Today is 4/20
And tomorrow he is resin.
I mean risen.
I made a custom mold by pouring silicone over a crucifix. 24 hours and one epoxy pour later...
and Christ is resin.
Whats a great way to get closer with your significant other?
Mix epoxy resin with them. It’ll be a bonding experience.
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A Health and Safety Christmas Message
Please be advised that all employees planning to dash though the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only o...