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The Mrs just said Gavin from Autoglass came round & injected special resin into her crack.

I'm not normally suspicious but she hasn't got a car

My dad said I need to stop sniffing glue

It finally resin ated with me

Two angels run out of weed...

One angel is very upset but the other consoles him. "fear not," he says and points at Jesus. "for he has resin."

Today is 4/20

And tomorrow he is resin.

I mean risen.

Whats a great way to get closer with your significant other?

Mix epoxy resin with them. It’ll be a bonding experience.

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