All the King's Horses, and all the King's Men, couldn't put Humpty together again.
But really, the horses weren't being all that helpful.
Humpty Dumpty was smoking some drugs
With a few gangstas and fairy tale thugs
Then all the King's men slapped them in cuffs
All because they had a few too many puffs
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