On his very first shot, The atheist shanks the ball and angrily shouts, “God Damnit, I missed!”
Then the Christian warns the Atheist, “you should be careful with your words.”
So they continue playing, many times though out the day, The atheist would miss a shot and...
A man was taken to court for calling an Honourable Minister a pig
It was his first offence and the Judge was in a good mood and decided to show mercy.
So he discharged him after warning him to desist from unguarded utterances in future.
The man removed his cap and thanked the benevolent Judge profusely. ''Thank you, your lordship."
What do you call a shopping center for Sith lords?
A Darth mall.
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"12 Days Of Christmas - Bayou Style"
Day 1 Dear Boudreaux, Thanks for de bird in de Pear tree. I fix it las' night with dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree will grow in the swamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma.
Day 2 Dear Boudreaux, You letter say you sent two turtle doves, but all I got was two scrawny pigeon...
Why isn't Holy Water used in vaccines ?
Because, you can't take the Lords name in vein.
Why are Sith Lords such lonely people ?
Because, dealing with absolutes, they don't have any relatives.
Two missionaries move far away to do the Lords work.
Two missionaries move to a far away place to do the Lords work. The natives aren't very interested in converting, and after a few weeks they are down to begging for change so that they could eat. After a couple of hard luck days of this, they finally gather enough change to buy a loaf of bread. <...