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Kings Jokes

How come nobody at the kings table laughed when he farted?

Because noble gases don't cause reactions.

We used to have empires run by emperors, then we had kingdoms run by kings..

Now we have countries..

Why did no one in the kings court laugh when the king farted?

Because noble gases don’t cause a reaction

A priest is walking through Kings Cross (a rough area of town), when a woman approached him and says

"Do you want a naughty? 200 bucks."

"Certainly not," he mutters and hurries on. Soon he passed near another woman who says "$200 for a naughty. Interested?"

"No thank you," he replies flusteredly.

As he comes near a third woman she again offers him a naughty for $200, which he ...

3 kings

Little johnny was in class and the teacher asked him to name 3 kings that have brought joy to the world,
Little johnny replied "smo-king,drin-king,and fu-king"

A Joke for Three Kings Day

Three Kings Day is tomorrow, and I have a joke that I think is fun! Here is the joke:

Three kings are sitting, pondering in an empty room. One then springs up and says:
"I have an Epiphany!"

I went to McDonalds and Wendy’s and Burger Kings and all the fries were burnt!

Then I realized it’s Black Fryday

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why do kings always scream when they cum?

Because it's customary to announce when royalty arrives.

Three wise kings debated gifts for an upcoming baby shower.

"I've got it!" the first proclaimed. "Myrrh! I'll get some from our stores! The mother could make all manner of perfumes and medicine!"

"Fantastic idea!" the second agreed, and he gasped, "Frankincense! I have a bit left over from a recent voyage! I'll bring some along!"

They turned ...

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