Why did no one in the kings court laugh when the king farted?
Because noble gases don’t cause a reaction
6 Year old son , after reading story of a king
Son: Mom I also want 4 wives, one will sing ,one bathe me, one will cook
Mom: And one will put you to sleep
Son:No, Mom I will still sleep with you Mom's eyes filled up with tears.God Bless you dear
Mom: Then who will sleep with your 4 wives?
Son: Let them sleep wit...
Three wise kings debated gifts for an upcoming baby shower.
"I've got it!" the first proclaimed. "Myrrh! I'll get some from our stores! The mother could make all manner of perfumes and medicine!"
"Fantastic idea!" the second agreed, and he gasped, "Frankincense! I have a bit left over from a recent voyage! I'll bring some along!"
They turned ...
We used to have empires run by emperors, then we had kingdoms run by kings..
Now we have countries..
The Battle of Three Kingdoms
There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island.
To the many that have been ritually sacrificed by Aztec kings...
My heart goes out to you.