Why wasn't the food lion bag boy allowed to work at the juice bar?

Because baggers cant be juicers.

A man walks into a juice bar and orders a smoothie. The Mexican behind the counter says "would you like to add any milk protein?"

The man responds, "No whey Jose."

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A group of horses walks into a juice bar...

"What'll it be for ya?"

The first horse replies "wheat grass"

The barista says "that's not on the menu"

The second says "wheat grass, it's on the board"

The barista: of course you eat grass, you're horses. But I'm telling you we don't serve grass."

Sensing some ...

I went to the “All You can Drink” juice bar the other day.

It was really neat, but man, the punch line was the worst.

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Did you hear the joke about the sewer back-up at the juice bar?

No? That's ok. It had a shitty punch line.

The Bee

One day a bee gets bored of his daily jobs, so he decided to leave his hive an explore the world.

He begins his journey, and travels across all 50 states of America, meeting many wonderful people on the way. Everyone seems to like the bee. But there has to be more to life, the Bee thought, an...

What do you call a bar owned by a Jew?

A juice bar.

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