Why did Great Britain send male convicts to Australia?

To set up a penile colony!

There should be an urban fishing show that stars released convicts,

and it should be called "Off the Hook".

A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer

Police are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals

Why don't escaped convicts make good writers?

Because they never finish their sentences

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Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison?

A: Some asshole brings 'em in.

When England settled her colonies how come America got Christian zealots and Australia got convicts?

Australia got first pick.

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It's a convicts first day in prison

It's a convicts first day in prison. He's a young convict and he's crying. An older convict comes over and sits down. He says look it's not so bad here. For instance, do you like movies? The new guy says, "Yeah I love movies." Every Monday we have movie night, first run movie. Do you like Italian fo...

While driving home I heard on the radio that convicts had escaped a prisoner transport after colliding with a concrete truck.

Authorities say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals.

Apparently the norwegian government pays for you to hire convicts

I guess there are some pro's to hirin a con.

There were 3 prisoners: Billy, Bob, and Joe.

Billy was smart, Bob was an average human, and Joe was an idiot.

One day, Billy thought up a plan to escape.

He whispered to Bob, "We're busting out tonight. Pass it on."

Bob whispered to Joe, "We're busting out tonight. Pass it on."

Joe whispered to the guard, "We're bus...

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