Why did the molecular biologist call the FBI to incarcerate the political extremist?

Because he hated free radicals.

What happens if you incarcerate a man inside a duct?

He gets inducted.

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My dad got incarcerated for assault during a parent teacher meeting.

He stood on principal.

Why are prisoners incarcerated for life really bad at writing?

They're doomed to never finish their sentences.

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After a two year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's ball-related recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.

3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.

5. Th...

Why don't incarcerated women menstruate in prison?

Because a period comes at the end of the sentence.

My mother is on the FBI most wanted list

Apparently giving birth to me was a "crime against humanity" and i am "evil incarcerated"...

What happened to the car that broke the law?

It was incarcerated.

Did you hear the judge’s recent linguistic faux pas, when they were addressing a recently convicted defendant?

“I Order you to serve 2 years incarcerated, 2 years active probation, 1 year of passive probation, 400 hours of community service, evidence of completion of an education service approved by the court, submit to a mental health evaluation...,” etc., etc..

Yeah, it was a run-on sentence.

The man who saved Reddit

In the not too distant future, web censorship is pervasive; speech and freedom are strangers to one another; while pirates sail the seas with impunity, digital pirates are incarcerated by the busload.

Anyone who speaks out against this ban on open-dialogue or the free-sharing-of-ideas is grou...

Soviet Politics

In a Soviet jail, there are three men incarcerated for political crimes. Two, standing at the front of the cell, begin to speak with each other.

The first man asks, "Comrade, why are you here?"

The second man replies "I am here because I spoke out against the local party leader, Dmitri...

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