My incarcerated cousin who has a stutter just died in jail

He didn't even get to finish his sentence

Why did the molecular biologist call the FBI to incarcerate the political extremist?

Because he hated free radicals.

What happens if you incarcerate a man inside a duct?

He gets inducted.

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My dad got incarcerated for assault during a parent teacher meeting.

He stood on principal.

Why are prisoners incarcerated for life really bad at writing?

They're doomed to never finish their sentences.

Why don't incarcerated women menstruate in prison?

Because a period comes at the end of the sentence.

My mother is on the FBI most wanted list

Apparently giving birth to me was a "crime against humanity" and i am "evil incarcerated"...

What happened to the car that broke the law?

It was incarcerated.

The man who saved Reddit

In the not too distant future, web censorship is pervasive; speech and freedom are strangers to one another; while pirates sail the seas with impunity, digital pirates are incarcerated by the busload.

Anyone who speaks out against this ban on open-dialogue or the free-sharing-of-ideas is grou...

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After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
5. The sport of choice for mi...

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