Incarcerate Jokes - 9 Hilarious Incarcerate Jokes

Why did the molecular biologist call the FBI to incarcerate the political extremist?

Because he hated free radicals.

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Three inmates on the way to prison…

Three inmates were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended t...

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My dad got incarcerated for assault during a parent teacher meeting.

He stood on principal.

Why are prisoners incarcerated for life really bad at writing?

They're doomed to never finish their sentences.

Why don't incarcerated women menstruate in prison?

Because a period comes at the end of the sentence.

The man who saved Reddit

In the not too distant future, web censorship is pervasive; speech and freedom are strangers to one another; while pirates sail the seas with impunity, digital pirates are incarcerated by the busload.

Anyone who speaks out against this ban on open-dialogue or the free-sharing-of-ideas is grou...

What happened to the car that broke the law?

It was incarcerated.

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After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
5. The sport of choice for mi...

Soviet Politics

In a Soviet jail, there are three men incarcerated for political crimes. Two, standing at the front of the cell, begin to speak with each other.

The first man asks, "Comrade, why are you here?"

The second man replies "I am here because I spoke out against the local party leader, Dmitri...

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