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Jokes in Jail

A man arrives at a prison to begin serving his sentence. As he enters the cellblock he hears "246!" followed by loud laughter. Weird but it's jail, whatever.

The next day he's grabbing lunch and hears "75!". Again whoops and people cracking up. The prisoner sits down next to an old-timer and ...

A joke about a guy's first day in prison, from the first joke book I ever owned.

Jim arrives at the prison where he has to serve out his 10 year sentence. After the formalities involved in processing, he was shown to his cell, which he had to share with another inmate. Overwhelmed by the thought of spending the next ten years in this miserable place, he spends most of the day in...

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