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Diddly Jokes

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

What's Ned Flanders' favorite exercise?

Diddly-squats!

The fitness trainer asked me "What kind of squats are you accustomed to doing?

I said, "Diddly !!"

3 jokes instead of 3 layers of cake. Let's go!

What is at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck

Where are all average things made?
The Satisfactory

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly Squats

Enjoy!

New company sponsored exercise program

Now that we are all back at work from COVID, we have started a new exercise program. It includes such wonderful exercises as:
Running amok
Jumping to conclusions
Passing the buck
Point fingers
Climbing the walls
And my favorite exercise of all... diddly squats!
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