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Jackson Pollock Jokes

Eco-activists, as a protest, splashed paint on a famous Jackson Pollock painting

No-one noticed.

Jackson Pollock is your favorite artist?

Weird flecks, but okay.

I just took a test to see how good my Jackson Pollock impression is.

I passed with flying colors.

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Sometimes Jackson Pollock would make paintings by ejaculating all over the canvas.

Whaddaya know, the cock could doodle too.

What do you get when you mix Ernest Hemingway and a shotgun?

A new Jackson Pollock painting

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