So, when we were younger we used to run a single line off the back of one of the snowmobiles, put a splitter on her with two lengths of ski rope about 25' long, gear up with helmets and suits, and throw two guys on on those flying saucers, (you know, like the ones on National Lampoon's Vacation) and...
A pirate joins the majors as a pitcher
Despite having lost both his hands, the dude's got a 90 mph splitter and does really well. But after a couple of months, he gets caught cheating. Turns out he's using a bit of fishing string to enhance his forkball. But for those few months, everyone fell for it - hook, line, and sinker.