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Jackasses Jokes

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Jackasses and Onions

What do you get when you cross a Donkey and an Onion???



You get a great piece of ASS that brings a tear to your eyes!!!!

Marital Argument

A husband and wife had been arguing all day. They pass a herd of jackasses. The wife says "relatives of yours?" Husband says, "yep, in laws."

A burglar is breaking into a house when a voice quietly says: "Jesus is watching you."

The burglar gives a groan and looks around himself.

He sees a parrot in a cage, to whom the thief asks, "And what's your name?

"Moses", answers the parrot.

The burglar gives a smile at that. "What jackass calls his parrot Moses?" he asks.

To which the parrot replies: "The...

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Two brothers Matt and John go camping in the woods

When they arrive where they want to camp, they make dinner, have a few beers, but realize they forgot one of their two one-person tents at home. They decide to play rock/paper/scissors to see who gets to sleep in the tent and who has to sleep outside. Matt wins and so they both climb in their sleepi...

American political party symbols are spot on...

Trump is the elephant in the room, and the DNC is full of jackasses!

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Just a joke my grandpa told me.

So Jimmy is in class and he walks up to the pencil sharpener and looks out the window. He sees two bowlegged gentlemen and yells, "Hey check out these two funny-looking assholes!" The teacher immediately scolds him and tells him to read two chapters of Shakespeare. The next day Jimmy sees the sam...

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?

* 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
* 15 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
* 8 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
* 18 purists who use candles and are...

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