The other day some guy came up to me, called me a Blockhead and then proceeded to hit me with his rhythm stick...

I though "That just adds insult to Ian Dury."

Husband: Scientists have found that men say about 10,000 words a day, while women say about 20,000...

Wife (Shouting from the kitchen): "It's because we have to repeat everything twice to you blockheads!"

Husband: "What?"

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